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Pickup time: Tomorrow 12:15
Pickup Address: 168 Field End Road, Ruislip, HA5 1RH

Pisces fish and chips takeaway menu

Enjoy quality food off premises.

Specials

★ Cod and Chips Special

Fresh UK-caught small cod, served hot in our signature crispy batter with golden chips. Includes a free side of your choice: mushy peas or our creamy homemade tartare sauce.

£12.50

★ Cod and Chips Special

Cod Bites and Chips

3 pieces of fresh UK-caught cod, hand-battered and fried until golden. Served with a portion of small chips and a 2oz tub of our homemade tartare sauce.

£9.50

Cod Bites and Chips

Chicken Nuggets and Chips

5 x Juicy Chicken Nuggets and small Chips. Served with a sachet of Ketchup.

£6.00

Chicken Nuggets and Chips

Scampi Box

6 pieces wholesale scampi in crispy coating, with chips. Add a free side of mushy peas, curry sauce, or homemade tartare sauce.

£9.00

Scampi Box

Fresh Fish

Choose from a selection of wild caught fresh fish.

Scottish Haddock

A generous, never-frozen haddock fillet, hand-prepared in-house and coated in our light, crispy Pisces batter. A classic choice done right.

£14.00

Scottish Haddock

Scottish Cod (Regular)

A premium, never-frozen cod fillet, freshly prepared in-house and coated in our signature crispy Pisces batter. Flaky, golden, and full of flavour.

£12.50

Scottish Cod (Regular)

Scottish Cod (Large)

A large, never-frozen cod fillet, freshly prepared and coated in our signature crispy Pisces batter. Generous, flaky, and made for proper cod lovers.

£16.00

Scottish Cod (Large)

Skate

Fresh UK-Caught South Coast Skate. Expertly prepared in-house for outstanding quality and flavour. Served in our signature crispy batter – a classic favourite for true seafood lovers.

£16.50

Skate

Rock Salmon

Fresh Rock Salmon Fillet. A firm, flavourful fillet with a rich taste – never frozen and freshly prepared. Coated in our signature Pisces batter.

£14.00 - Unavailable

Rock Salmon

Fresh Plaice

Fresh Plaice Fillet. Delicate and full of flavour – served in our signature crispy batter. A versatile favourite with a light, flaky texture.

£16.00 - Unavailable

Fresh Plaice

Chips

Large Chips

Enough for up to 3 people. Potatoes are freshly cut daily and sourced from local British farms 🇬🇧

£5.50

Large Chips

Medium Chips

Enough for 1 - 2 people. Potatoes are freshly cut daily and sourced from local British farms 🇬🇧

£4.50

Medium Chips

Small Chips

Potatoes are freshly cut daily and sourced from local British farms 🇬🇧

£3.50

Small Chips

Lighter Bites

Butterfly Prawns

10 pieces of crispy coated, buttery, succulent butterfly prawns, served with a side of Homemade Tartar Sauce for dipping.

£8.70

Butterfly Prawns

Breaded Wholetail Scampi

Savour 10 pieces of succulent scampi, accompanied by a side of homemade tartar sauce for dipping.

£8.50

Breaded Wholetail Scampi

Calamari Rings

6 x panko coated calamari rings. Served with a tub of homemade tartare sauce and a slice of lemon for added flavour.

£9.00

Calamari Rings

Crispy Whitebait

Indulge in our crispy, deep-fried white bait that can be eaten whole. Served with our signature homemade tartar sauce.

£8.50

Crispy Whitebait

Cod Bites

Crispy Cod Bites (5 Pieces). Golden, home-battered, made from fresh UK-caught cod – never frozen. Served with a 2oz tub of our freshly made tartare sauce. A classic taste in every bite.

£8.50

Cod Bites

Cypriot Halloumi Salad

Chunky halloumi sticks, perfectly battered and fried to a golden crisp. Served with fresh, crispy lettuce, juicy tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions. A delicious and refreshing combination that’s perfect for any meal.

£6.50

Cypriot Halloumi Salad

Chicken Nuggets

10 crispy chicken nuggets, served with a sachet of ketchup. The perfect tasty treat for any time of the day!

£6.00

Chicken Nuggets

Crispy Breaded Mushrooms

Enjoy 10 pieces of juicy mushrooms with a crispy coating. Served with a homemade tartare sauce dip for added flavour.

£4.00

Crispy Breaded Mushrooms

Crispy Onion Rings

10 crispy onion rings, fried to a perfect golden brown. Served with a sachet of ketchup. A tasty snack for any occasion!

£3.50

Crispy Onion Rings

Fish Cake

Classic chip shop fish cake served with a ratchet of ketchup.

£3.80

Fish Cake

Cod Roe

Hand-battered cod roe, fried to a golden brown perfection. A true taste of tradition in every bite!

£4.00

Cod Roe

Jumbo Spring Roll

Large, crispy vegetable spring roll, perfectly golden and delicious. Served with a side of sweet chilli sauce for that perfect blend of crunch and sweetness.

£4.00

Jumbo Spring Roll

Pies

Steak and Kidney Pie

Tender pieces of steak, minced beef kidney and rich gravy, in a light puff pastry case.

£5.50

Steak and Kidney Pie

Beef and Onion Pie

Minced beef, chopped onions and rich gravy, all wrapped up in a light puff pastry case.

£5.50

Beef and Onion Pie

Chicken and Mushroom Pie

Chunky cuts of chicken and sliced mushrooms in a deliciously mouth-watering rich creamy sauce packed in a golden flaky puffy pastry case.

£5.50

Chicken and Mushroom Pie

Sausages

Jumbo Battered Sausage

Jumbo sausage, perfectly coated in our crispy homemade batter.

£3.50

Jumbo Battered Sausage

Saveloy

Tender and flavourful saveloy, cooked to perfection.

£3.20

Saveloy

Jumbo Sausage

Chip shop sausage. Flavoursome and delicious.

£3.00

Jumbo Sausage

Chicken

Chicken Breast

Tender chicken breast with a hint of smoky barbecue flavour. Served with a sachet of ketchup. A delightful, satisfying choice for any meal.

£6.20

Chicken Breast

Burgers

Beef Burger

Indulge in our high-quality, Juicy Beef Patty, topped with Melted Cheese, Fresh Onions, Tangy Gherkins, and Crispy Lettuce and Ketchup. All nestled in a Freshly Home Baked, Floured Bun.

£6.00

Beef Burger

Chicken Burger

Juicy Chicken breast fillet in a crispy coating. Served with crispy lettuce, fresh onions, melted cheese and mayonnaise.

£6.50

Chicken Burger

Salads

Mediterranean Salad

Greek style salad with Feta cheese, Kalamata olives, Red onion, Juicy Tomatoes, and Lettuce. Seasoned with olive oil and topped with fresh parsley.

£6.50

Mediterranean Salad

Side Salad

Crisp lettuce, juicy tomatoes, fresh cucumber, and red onions, topped with fresh parsley.

£5.10

Side Salad

Cypriot Halloumi Salad

Chunky halloumi sticks, perfectly battered and fried to a golden crisp. Served with fresh, crispy lettuce, juicy tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions. A delicious and refreshing combination that’s perfect for any meal.

£6.50

Cypriot Halloumi Salad

Sides

Pickled Gherkin

Tangy and crunchy addition to your meal.

£0.90

Pickled Gherkin

Pickled Onion

Tangy and crunchy pickled onion.

£0.90

Pickled Onion

Pickled Egg

Pickled egg.

£0.90

Pickled Egg

Home Baked Roll

Fresh roll with light spread of butter.

£1.50

Home Baked Roll

Sauces

Get saucy with a unique selection of sauces and flavourise your meal just the way you like it.

Homemade Tartare Sauce

Our homemade tartar sauce is a fresh, creamy, and tangy condiment made with mayonnaise, diced pickles, and a blend of seasonings. Served in 4 oz containers, this treat is perfect for dipping or spreading on fish.

£2.50

Homemade Tartare Sauce

Mushy Peas

We make our mushy peas fresh. With a hint of black pepper. The perfect side to complement your fish and chips.

£2.50

Mushy Peas

Curry Sauce

Our unique curry sauce.

£2.50

Curry Sauce

Baked Beans

Classic baked beans with a hint of sweetness, perfect as a side to your fish and chips.

£2.50

Baked Beans

Classic Gravy

Classic gravy.

£2.00

Classic Gravy

Heinz Ketchup (220ml Bottle)

Thick, rich, and unmistakable. This is the ketchup that completes fish and chips, burgers, sausages — everything.

£2.20

Heinz Ketchup (220ml Bottle)

Heinz Mayo (220ml Bottle)

Smooth, creamy, and balanced just right. Adds a cool richness that pairs perfectly with crispy chips, burgers, and chicken. The creamy classic you reach for every time.

£2.20

Heinz Mayo (220ml Bottle)

Heinz Sachet

Heinz Sachet. Select from two options.

£0.50

Heinz Sachet

Drinks

Coca-Cola

Cold, fizzy Coke — cuts perfectly through hot, crispy fish and chips.

£1.80

Coca-Cola

Diet Coke

Light, crisp, and refreshing. Ideal when you want the flavour without the heaviness.

£1.60

Diet Coke

Coke Zero

Zero sugar, same bold taste. Cleans the palate between bites.

£1.60

Coke Zero

Fanta Orange

Bright, citrusy hit that pairs beautifully with golden chips.

£1.80

Fanta Orange

Sprite

Sharp, clean lemon-lime fizz. Great with anything fried.

£1.80

Sprite

Old Jamaica Ginger Beer

Fiery, sweet, and refreshing. Cuts straight through crispy batter — a proper classic with fish and chips.

£1.60

Old Jamaica Ginger Beer

Ben Shaws Bitter Shandy

Light, malty, and smooth. The old-school pairing your grandad would swear by.

£1.60

Ben Shaws Bitter Shandy

Cream Soda

Sweet, creamy fizz that balances salty chips and golden batter perfectly.

£1.60

Cream Soda

Coca-Cola (330ml Glass Bottle)

Ice-cold, smooth, and classic. The perfect refreshment with hot, crispy fish and chips.

£2.50

Coca-Cola (330ml Glass Bottle)

Diet Coke (330ml Glass Bottle)

Light, crisp, and refreshing — the premium glass version that pairs beautifully with a fresh cod.

£2.50

Diet Coke (330ml Glass Bottle)

Kingsdown Still Water (330ml)

Pure English spring water, naturally filtered through mineral-rich layers deep underground. Clean taste, smooth texture, and a balanced mineral profile — served in a premium glass bottle to protect its freshness.

£1.60

Kingsdown Still Water (330ml)

Kingsdown Sparkling Water (330ml)

Pure English spring water infused with fine, gentle bubbles. Naturally filtered through mineral-rich layers below the countryside, giving it a clean taste and balanced minerals — served in a premium glass bottle to preserve its freshness.

£1.60

Kingsdown Sparkling Water (330ml)
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